1. I’m not really hungry, but I want something to eat.
2. I want to sleep.
3. I want a gluten free cracker. RIGHT NOW.
4. Did someone sneak in my bedroom and beat me over the head with a baseball bat last night? Cause it kind of feels like that happened (either that or my head’s congested – and NOT with good ideas).
5. Is this magnesium body butter ever going to soak in, or is my arm just going to feel sticky/oily all day?
6. My bedroom PROOVES spontaneous generation. You should SEE all the
junk stuff in there!
7. I think a cheese stick sounds good right now.
8. I’m crazy.
9. Is it wrong to want to eat your homemade beauty care products?
10. I’ve got a huge mess to clean up.